A Village Circle Way resident was charged with violating her bail after she went back to her boyfriend's house after being arrested and released for assaulting him earlier in the day. The assault included...here we go...scratching his neck. Ok, so that one could be assault depending on how hard she scratched. Now the fun part. She also grabbed his shirt (oh the horror!) and my favorite...squirted DISH SOAP on his leg. That's right folks, you can't make this crap up. I mean, if it was the Walmart brand, okay, his skin could get super dry from that, but if it were Dawn? He would have a nice smooth and soft leg. What is wrong with that? Not to mention he must have smelled quite nice after the incident.
After being released the woman had bail conditions that she was not allowed to return to the residence and was not allowed to have contact with the man. She went right back to the apartment after she was released. She was again arrested and charged with stalking.
You just cannot make this stuff up. Oh ManchVegas...how I love thee.
Source: Union Leader
lmao
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